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Written by the Angry Hori BOP
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Tuesday, 08 September 2009 |
 The Mafia Don, HoriBOP, handed me a scrawled sheet of paper and angrily instructed me to put it onto the website. I quickly scanned it and said "OK Hori, I'll paraphrase it - Steamers are great, great season and Hori loves all Bay fans." At this steam came out of his ears and I was forced to post the whole note verbatim. It appears that some of the natural pessimism of Bay fans (and pessimism that was been well-founded in previous years) has annoyed Hori slightly.
Hori says :-
To those who listen and can read. Supporting opposing teams against our all conquering mighty Steamers is to cease forthwith and stop as it is tantamount to treason. As traitors have found out in the past, it can be expensive as you will be ex-communicated with a cowbell surgically implanted with my fist up your Fungus McGregor. I expect total allegiance and loyalty and your attendance at the next Ranfurly Shield (our Shield) challenge which we will win.
In ya nightmares,
Hori
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