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Normally the Badger hates sharing the
limelight.
So with nearly 3000 additional furry little
critters running everywhere at Baypark last Saturday, you'd think this varmint
would be spitting badger bile.
Not this time - a solid third of the big
9000-strong crowd were kids, courtesy of some clever ticket pricing and very
patient parents.
You've gotta love it. It brought a freshness
back to Baypark, a glimmer of hope that rugby isn't a dying, old man's game but
may indeed appeal to the next generation of Steamers supporters.
They cheer, they clap, they shout and every so
often, one of them even watches the footy.
The Badger can remember some of the glory days
at the Tauranga Domain, when big brawling impromptu games would erupt on the
grassy embankment. One little blonde tacker in particular, probably no more than
four, would get the crowd cheering whenever he laid the smack down on an
opponent twice his size.
Luke Braid was still doing it on Saturday, this
time for the Steamers.
It was just as well the Bay won last week
though, cos there's nothing angrier than a beaten badger with a bereft belly.
Getting any sort of snack at Baypark was a
nightmare. There's nothing so disheartening as shuffling down to the food stalls
to find 500 people being served by three staff.
Luckily an elaborate system of badger tunnels
meant I missed the traffic carnage as well, but the traffic management company
who let queues form back to the harbour bridge should be in charge of cooking
the snarlers at the next home game.
Just in from this week's Rugby News, hot off
the press - Colin Bourke and Cory Aporo have made the Air New Zealand Cup Form
XV, Bourkey for the second week in a row.
A request of Steamers coach Herb Schuler - can
you please release our beloved No 8 the week of the Otago game so he can play
for the All Blacks against Samoa. Many thanks.
It's not widely known but the Bay Badger has a
`brother from another mother'. He's the Harbour Hamster, who dwells on the
brilliant www.harbourrugby.com fan site.
The Hamster and his witty brethren had this to
say about Saturday's game:
It would've been a travesty of natural justice
if we'd escaped from this game with a draw or a sneaky win, but that doesn't
make Zar Lawrence's 'try' hurt any less. The decision by the TMO to award it was
right up there with some of the most piss-poor calls inflicted on the Warriors
in their introductory years. We can but hope that somewhere in the pits of hell
there is a spot reserved for officials who are overtly biased, and that each day
they are forced to listen to Peter Montgomery's Olympic rowing commentaries.
Last off the list of rants this week comes from
the supposed winterless north, where it's fair to say the Taniwha are decidedly
frosty about a return to Heartland rugby.
In our opinion, it's a decision that rhymes
with NZRU and often sticks to the Badger's fur, and Northland supporters also
feel the same.
Apparently some of them are even planning an
Okara Park pitch invasion before Friday night's game against the Steamers to
protest at Northland's axing.
This paper would never condone such despicable
behaviour ... but the Badger says go for your life.
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